#what if the entire glee club had useless superpowers #Quinn could summon pregnant chicks #everything that Mercedes touches turns to tots #if Blaine stares at someone he can telekinetically…
Shue bores people to sleep with motivational speeches?
Sue can poison people with protein drinks!
#SLKDFJL:KSDJF #THE FIC THOUGH #THE FIC if you explore the rest of my ffn account, you can clearly see that NOTHING I...
#motorboating though #that reminds me of that fic where quinn gets drunk and just wants to motorboat rachel #and she’s...
Shue bores people...sleep with motivational speeches? Sue can poison people with protein...
Puck has the ability to turn your hair into a dead squirrel.
but that is canon